i'm not like them, but i can pretend.: Archive

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Feb 28th

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“Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of...”

– Chuck Palahniuk (via autumnlungs)

Feb 28th

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Feb 24th

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setbabiesonfire: I wish men still dressed like they did in the 50’s-60’s. Tucked in button down, a pair of nice shoes/pants… even the style of glasses back then just rocked so much. Can I at least take a vacation in that time period, or is that still like physically impossible or something?

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Teacher: A long time ago, people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher: 
Me: 
Teacher: What?
Me: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And, although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. 
Teacher: 
Me: But I believe Aang can save the world.
Teacher: ...what?
Me: Need I repeat myself?